Friday, August 22, 2025

The Search for Super Simple Sustenance

Even as someone who co-operates a food stand*, I have a deep, dark secret: 

I very strongly dislike cooking for my family.

It is tedious.

It is mandatory.

It is oppressively recurrent. 

It is excessively impermanent.

It does not provide a dopamine surge.

It expeditiously transforms a clean, tidy space into a space that needs cleaning and tidying. Again. And again. And again. 

Since we have launched into our school year, I am re-realizing the urgent necessity of having a collection of Super Simple Sustenance. I just can't do All The Things well, while doing them all at the same time. Since I love to teach, and dread cooking, it's easy to guess which I prioritize.

However, it takes an unbelievable number of calories to feed expanding neurons.  

But from whence should these calories come?????

I put in a grocery order to be picked up tomorrow. So I asked the store, "What do you have for me to feed my children for lunch?"

The store answered with this:

Thinking the ham and cheese was ON the vanilla cookie,  I gave a discreet little gag, and moved on.


So now I'm asking you:

What can I feed my children for lunch?


I have a few criteria:

1. Some nutritional value

2. As close as possible to zero minutes of prep required 

3. As close as possible to zero ounces of Mom's Precious Energy required 

4. No artificial colors

5. Gluten free is good but not required (I eat gluten free but feed gluten foods to my family)

6. Beef is our main meat, so easy beef recipes are great... but we buy sandwich meat, pork, chicken and fish as well

7. Breakfast ideas also appreciated 


Thanks to our business, we have Costco and Sam's access. Aldi is also nearby. 


Listening for your ideas!


 

*Here's the thing about the food stand: I rarely cook there. Craig does. When he leaves me in charge of the grill, I dependably forget I'm in charge of the grill. Bad news for the burgers! Meanwhile, I love having a constant supply of leftover meats that are cooked and ready to use.

Help! I need to feed my family!!

Even as someone who co-operates a food stand*, I have a deep, dark secret: 

I very strongly dislike cooking for my family.

It is tedious.

It is mandatory.

It is oppressively recurrent. 

It is excessively impermanent.

It does not provide a dopamine surge.

It expeditiously transforms a clean, tidy space into a space that needs cleaning and tidying. Again. And again. And again. 

Since we have launched into our school year, I am re-realizing the urgent necessity of having a collection of Super Simple Sustenance. I just can't do All The Things well, while doing them all at the same time.  Since I love to teach, and dread cooking,  it's easy to guess which I prioritize.

However, it takes an unbelievable number of calories to feed expanding neurons.  

But from whence should these calories come?????

I put in a Walmart order to be picked up tomorrow.  So I asked Walmart, "What do you have for me to feed my children for lunch?"

Walmart answered with this:

I gave a discreet little gag, and moved on.

So now I'm asking you:
What can I feed my children for lunch?

I have a few criteria:
1. Some nutritional value
2. As close as possible to zero minutes of prep required 
3. As close as possible to zero ounces of Mom's Precious Energy required 
4. No artificial colors
5. Gluten free is good but not required (I eat gluten free but feed gluten foods to my family)
6. Beef is our main meat, so easy beef recipes are great... but we buy sandwich meat, pork, chicken and fish as well
7. Breakfast ideas also appreciated 

Thanks to our business, we have Costco and Sam's access. Aldi is also nearby. 

Listening for your ideas!

(PLEASE- do better than Walmart.)



 

*Here's the thing about the food stand: I rarely cook there. Craig does. When he leaves me in charge of the grill, I dependably forget I'm in charge of the grill. Bad news for the burgers! Meanwhile,  I love having a constant supply of leftover meats that are cooked and ready to use.

Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Pre-Sleep Bleeps

I cannot sleep

So I'll open the windows of my brain

And let the thoughts peck their way out of the haze and fly into the open fields of opportunity.

The thoughts might rhyme

Some of the time

As they rock me to sleep

With their slow, rhythmic cadence of random and discombobulated bleep bleep bleep.

Chickens and eggs

Boards and pegs

Scissors and glue

What's false and what's true?

Arguments with auto-correct

Gaining courage to self-inspect

Worry lines

Uncertain times.

Who are my people?

Why do churches have steeples?

Constant noise

So many toys.

Friends’ mom and her death

Treasure each breath

Never know what tomorrow brings 

But in the morning, I'll rise and sing

And all the little humans will sing with me

Making music of heart rending quality 

A joyful noise

Or noiseful joys

As the case may be

My brain is bleeping it's way to sleep.

Hopefully soon that sleep with be deep

So so long, farewell,  

I hope your next day goes well

I

Might

Soon

Sleep

Bleep

Bleep

Bad sheep

That won't line up to be counted

I guess I'll find a radio station

Like “KCII– The one to count on.”

These lines are getting increasingly dumb

So I'll end this Midwestern farewell

Abruptly.

Źzzzzzzzzzzzz…….


Pictured: our first egg from our chickens