Help! I need to feed my family!!

Even as someone who co-operates a food stand*, I have a deep, dark secret: 

I very strongly dislike cooking for my family.

It is tedious.

It is mandatory.

It is oppressively recurrent. 

It is excessively impermanent.

It does not provide a dopamine surge.

It expeditiously transforms a clean, tidy space into a space that needs cleaning and tidying. Again. And again. And again. 

Since we have launched into our school year, I am re-realizing the urgent necessity of having a collection of Super Simple Sustenance. I just can't do All The Things well, while doing them all at the same time.  Since I love to teach, and dread cooking,  it's easy to guess which I prioritize.

However, it takes an unbelievable number of calories to feed expanding neurons.  

But from whence should these calories come?????

I put in a Walmart order to be picked up tomorrow.  So I asked Walmart, "What do you have for me to feed my children for lunch?"

Walmart answered with this:

I gave a discreet little gag, and moved on.

So now I'm asking you:

What can I feed my children for lunch?

I have a few criteria:

1. Some nutritional value

2. As close as possible to zero minutes of prep required 

3. As close as possible to zero ounces of Mom's Precious Energy required 

4. No artificial colors

5. Gluten free is good but not required (I eat gluten free but feed gluten foods to my family)

6. Beef is our main meat, so easy beef recipes are great... but we buy sandwich meat, pork, chicken and fish as well

7. Breakfast ideas also appreciated 

Thanks to our business, we have Costco and Sam's access. Aldi is also nearby. 

Listening for your ideas!

(PLEASE- do better than Walmart.)

 

*Here's the thing about the food stand: I rarely cook there. Craig does. When he leaves me in charge of the grill, I dependably forget I'm in charge of the grill. Bad news for the burgers! Meanwhile,  I love having a constant supply of leftover meats that are cooked and ready to use.